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7:39 AM
May 22nd, 2013
Zedd- Clarity (feat. Foxes) on SoundCloud
7:34 AM
May 22nd, 2013



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7:33 AM
May 22nd, 2013



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May 22nd, 2013



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7:33 AM
May 22nd, 2013



7:30 AM
May 22nd, 2013



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May 22nd, 2013



12:55 AM
May 22nd, 2013

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

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10:00 PM
May 21st, 2013

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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8:00 PM
May 21st, 2013

wholockedmars:

lazullii:

blankets are kinda weird when you think about it

they don’t generate heat or anything they’re just these heavy soft sheets we wrap ourselves in. all they do is make it so the heat from our bodies stays near us we’re the ones making ourselves warm

in a way that makes it so blankets help us achieve our full potential

thank you, blankets, for being the parents i never had

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4:20 PM
May 21st, 2013

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via anunnakiprincess)

4:20 PM
May 21st, 2013
thecaptaincandraw:



“FEED ME!”


thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

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4:19 PM
May 21st, 2013



4:18 PM
May 21st, 2013
its-teatime:


I know it’s coffee, but look at it!!!!


its-teatime:

I know it’s coffee, but look at it!!!!

(Source: ki2clint, via vampyricspookylove)

4:18 PM
May 21st, 2013
I feel sexy.


I feel sexy.